I've found that people in Granada are especially cruel to animals. Pedro Tosh has been poked, scared, and kicked several times just because it makes idiots laugh. Yesterday I got pissed off enough to make two different huge scenes on the street.
The first, which happened in the morning while walking back to our hotel after breakfast, was a dirty little homeless boy sitting with his brothers, sisters and mom on the sidewalk up a gainst a bldg., and he punched Pedro as we walked by. Tosh yiped loudly, and I turned around and yelled, 'what are you doing?' I stood there staring at him, and of course he said nothing but was startled by my reaction. I then looked at his mother and asked the question again. She then decided to reprimand her son, so we walked on.
The second event happened when I accidentally wandered into the local's market part of town in search of dog food for Toshy. When I stopped at a corner store to inquire, a man 'fake hit' pedro and startled him. I gave him a nasty hard look and he did nothing but laugh. After I inquired within the store for the dog food, and began to walk back by the man, I did the same thing to him - that is I put my whole body into a fake punch to his face while all of his friends were watching, he flinched harder than Toshy did, thinking I would actually do it because he knew I was pissed. His friends were just as shocked, said nothing, and Pedro Tosh strutted home happily once again.
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Too bad you have to deal with animal bullies on your fantastic voyage. I DO like that you are becoming more like Chuck Norris through it all though--I think THAT's pretty cool. I need to go now so that I can start working on the screenplay for the movie about your alter-ego: Jennifer Suzio (aka: Sue Suzio) in: "Forced VenJennce"---coming to theatres near YOU Memorial Day 2009!!!!!
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